Cows with Chi

This is what happens when you mix in too much vodka with your breakfast cereal. A dairy farmer in the UK believes that his practicing of Tai Chi in front of his cows makes them happier and more productive. Mr Taverner says:

‘Like all animals, they are very receptive to human emotions and can sense feelings such as relaxation, calmness and happiness.

‘Some people think what I do is ridiculous but I have some very content cows and I would do anything to keep them that way. As any good dairy farmer will tell you, a happy cow is a productive cow.’

Ummm… yeah. They sure look interested in what you’re doing, judging by that photo.

Hey Mr Taverner, might I suggest that if you really want to keep your cows happy, how about sending them over a sex-starved bull and some romantic music?

Read more of this silliness here. This story really is… wait for it… bullshit! (*rim shot*)

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