The only good Bigfoot is a dead Bigfoot!

Here we go again: now somebody’s claimed to have bagged a Bigfoot Body.

These cryptozoology kooks just never quit. Two “Bigfoot hunters” claim they have a dead ‘un in their freezer and are going to have a press conference (natch) and wow the world.

They’re claiming to have photographic and DNA evidence to prove they’re not pulling your hairy appendage. Now in today’s Photoshopped world, photographic “evidence” ain’t worth squat. And what are the chances that the DNA “evidence” (if it exists at all, that is) comes from an accredited, independent lab? I’ll bet the odds aren’t that good.

Of course they’re going to make all the right noises but you know what? I won’t hold my breath waiting for BigTwelveInches to be proven authentic.  All this event will do is draw attention to a couple of yokels for a little while, before they fade back into the bushes. Of course they’ll keep on hunting; after all, there are loads of people still looking for Nessie.

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