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The Happy Clappers are at it again

The bloody Happy Clappers are back. Just a couple of months after pulling their application for a Hill$ong mega-blight in the suburb of Rosebery here in Sydney, they’re having another stab at a site just down the road.
Let’s hope these bastards don’t get in.

Bigfoot didn’t make it…

Well, after all the hoopla, it appears that the recent Bigfoot hoax was…. a hoax. What a surprise.
NOT.

The only good Bigfoot is a dead Bigfoot!

Here we go again: now somebody’s claimed to have bagged a Bigfoot Body.
These cryptozoology kooks just never quit. Two “Bigfoot hunters” claim they have a dead ‘un in their freezer and are going to have a press conference (natch) and wow the world.

Analdwelling Rebel Martians!

I have several Nigerian scam letters that were sent to my office in the 1990s; not emails, but REAL mails. As in envelopes. As in with stamps and all. I kept them because I reckoned that they’d be collector’s items one day, what with email replacing snail mail. I’ve always wondered how anybody could be [...]

The Star Of Gayvid?

Ah, yes, religion and sexuality. What a perfect mix. Just to prove that the Catholics don’t hold exclusive rights to total homophobia, here’s a Jewish website that trots out the same old tired line about how your sexual orientation is a lifestyle choice, and that you can readily choose not to be homosexual, if you [...]

Pure what???

What a week. No sooner has one circus left town than another one seems to be arriving. Only this one doesn’t involve the transportation of a corpse… or then again, does it? I suppose it’s intellectually dead, so it qualifies.
Apparently, we’re about to be invaded by the Purity Ball. Yes, folks, another manifestation of moral [...]

Good Riddance!

Well, the circus is finally over. The god squad is finally leaving town, and good riddance. In a final gesture of hypocrisy, the Evil Emperor has conducted a Mass with four sexual abuse victims this morning. How nice of him.

Pilgrim arrested at protest clash!

Oh now this is priceless: after all the publicity surrounding the “annoyance law” that threatened us with a  $5500 fine if we annoyed the Superstitiously Stupid™, here is video of a PILGRIM BEING ARRESTED this afternoon. Too funny!
CATHOLICISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
http://media.smh.com.au/?category=Breaking%20News&rid=39734

Annoying Catholics

There has been a victory in the court over the silly “annoyance law”. It’s a start, but let’s not get too excited, as stupidity has a way of coming back over and over again.