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Copulate or perish
Well, the insanity has officially started, I guess. And our local good ol’ boy, George SmellPell has been reported as issuing this little bit of advice:
The Catholic Archbishop of Sydney, Cardinal George Pell, today warned Western nations such as Australia to populate or perish.
So let me see if I’ve got that right… we have to [...]
Ka-ching! Amen.
I suppose this comes as no surprise. From It’s no sin if you try to cash in, we have the following:
THE CATHOLIC Archbishop of Sydney, Cardinal Pell, said yesterday there was nothing immoral about commercialism as he opened the first official World Youth Day venue: a merchandise tent in Hyde Park.
The “WYD on Hyde” tent [...]
Something Wicked This Way Comes…
This just makes my blood boil. Bradbury was right. The circus is coming.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/06/30/1214677946009.html
Our enlightened country is surely and slowly moving into the Dark Ages, which is a bit of a novelty, since it’s the 21st century.
Our slide backwards started with the Olympic Games of 2000, when The System [cue dramatic music here] gained powers over [...]
Mobile Phone Popcorn Maker
Straight from the “How dumb do they think we are?” department comes this little “demonstration” floating around YouTube. In reality, it’s a feeble attempt by a company called Cardo Systems to flog their range of Bluetooth headsets, and they proclaim that they “are very happy to have made this contribution to an [...]
No More Nails!
Spooky Old Bats…
Spooky Old Bats…
More silliness, this time in the form of a security video which is supposed to show a spooky old woman in an elevator. The apparent tag line is that it’s “freaking out half of Asia”. Yeah, sure, if half of Asia is full of half-wits. Does that make them one quarter as smart as [...]
Cows with Chi
This is what happens when you mix in too much vodka with your breakfast cereal. A dairy farmer in the UK believes that his practicing of Tai Chi in front of his cows makes them happier and more productive. Mr Taverner says:
‘Like all animals, they are very receptive to human emotions and can [...]
Dear Santa…
First we had Conservapedia, then GodTube, and now yet another site for the deluded has made its appearance at “Dear God“.
A new dictionary definition…
In the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, I reckon they should amend their entry for the word “delude“:
